An addendum to the most recent post!! There is more to the cake story!!!
As you might remember, a few weeks ago there was an affair hosted by the Life Masters group. But an edict was issued to the townspeople of NLM: "Do NOT go in there."
Fine, they said. At least some said that. But there was one who rebelled. She wasn't going to take it! She was an American and she was wrought from the revolutionary spirit! (Or maybe she just didn't hear the announcement??)
At any rate, she fearlessly walked into the banquet, head held high. She quietly took a plate. Foresaking all other tempting treats, she proceeded to the jello mold area of the buffet and helped herself to the wiggly green refreshment.
She turned bravely and walked back into the NLM room, jello in hand. The chattering stopped. Packaging was silenced. You could hear a score sheet drop. It started with one sole clap and then the whole room erupted in thundering applause! Hooray, American rebel! Hooray for your independence! Eat your jello, they shouted, and enjoy your freedom! It was an exhilarating moment (I am told).
Indeed, she is a true American hero and just in time for Independence Day!